Влучний анекдот від Тараса Чорновола

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За посиланням http://www.pravda.com.ua/news/2009/11/16/105372.htm Тарас Чорновол привів такий анекдот:

- Але поки Ющенко знаходиться в межах свого прізвиська – "Кефір".

– Чому "Кефір"?

– Тому що це як в супермаркеті. (Сміється.) на кожному пакеті кефіру написано: "Кефір 0%, кефір 1,2%, кефір 2,5% й найбільше – кефір 3,2%". Оце і рейтинг в Ющенка коливається десь між цими цифрами.

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